howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

(via hi)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via hi)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via hi)

  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: cokeflow, via onlylivingboyin-ny)

chanelidk:

if someone doesn’t reply back I’ll just assume he/she hates me

(Source: existic, via onlylivingboyin-ny)

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(via hi)

"The more that I care about someone, the more sure I am they’re going to get tired of me and take off."

Rainbow RowellFangirl (via uncloses)

(via staq)

itsallinsidemymindpalace:

howidiotic:

my mom knew my dad liked her because when she first met him she told him she hated his mustache and the next day he had shaved it off and if that’s not true love I don’t know what is

image

(via angryfeet)