girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
hello everyone that needs to do their hw
do your homework!! you can do it!! after you’ve finished you can blog all you want!! ＤＯ ＹＯＵＲ ＨＯＭＥＷＯＲＫ ＦＲＩＥＮＤ ＹＯＵ ＣＡＮ ＤＯ ＩＴ
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
Mamma, æ vil ikke feire bursdagen min. Ikke for at du “ikke skal få gleden av å planlegge”. Så egoistisk å si, også kalle du MÆ egoistisk?????!
Mamma, æ vil ikke feire bursdagen min fordi det værste æ vet e å være “midtpunktet”
Ikke få alt til å handle om dæ.
Også, så e det MIN bursdag så koffer gir du mæ dårlig samvittighet for at æ har lyst å bestemme sjøl.
tumblr mobile users be like
I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke
my daily workout is getting up to close the fucking door after my parents leave it open