yungterra:

you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

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(via penis-hilton)

fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it and also orbs and smoke

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I FOUND IT

(Source: lameboob, via a-creepy-man-in-a-trenchcoat)

tonedbellyplease:

kuzco:

pacha:

kuzco:

pacha:

kuzco:

pacha:

Oh no

Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall

yep

sharp rocks at the bottom?

most likely

bring it on

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(Source: teaandbenedictcumberbatch, via paperquin)

egberts:

beatrixtipplepot:

egberts:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA

if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question

you didnt just do that

(via daydreaming-atnight)

dntdodrugs:

wiggleman99:

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

have you ever had a warrant out for your arrest and heard that knock at tha door?

Have u ever been black

(via daydreaming-atnight)