i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.
this is fascinating
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
do you ever get the feeling that some people send their own anons
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves
"you wear that shirt a lot"
yes because i own it